hi, my name is Tim. I'm a genius when it comes to being an idiot.

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guceubcuesu:

it’s worth the read

5 stars “ruined my life” 

guceubcuesu:

it’s worth the read

5 stars “ruined my life” 

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thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

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hoonigan:

 

hoonigan:

 

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wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

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ju5t4n3rd:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very slowly.

gdi now i dont want to breathe

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autocaronly:

[spotted] “Wasted Days”

autocaronly:

[spotted] “Wasted Days”

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smokeporch:

Drama-Free

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readysetallonsy:

orima-kazooie:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

image

GODDAMMIT TUMBLR

Oh my

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totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

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